Worst Family Vacation

One time when we were touring Svalbard we bought a box of donuts. When we opened the box however, it was actual filled by a dozen starving, crazed weasels! They jumped out and latched onto my face and I went running around screaming," Ah! Get them off me! Get them off! Ah, ah, ah!!!"

It just so happened that that's when I ran into the girl of my dreams. I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me. She said, "Hey, you've got weasels on your face." It was great for a while, but eventually I realized she could never accept me for who I am; a weasel encrusted boy from Nunavut. So my family went home and amid weeping and wailing and much gnashing of teeth.

By the way, thanks for not mentioning the weasels. I still get self conscious about them.